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austenchanted:

Wait, no, no, no one said anything about dancing. Emma, I’m not dancing!

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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